27 November 2008

I love puppy! woof woof.

Don't you think puppuies are the most adorable thing ever? =D
they are so cute you wana bite they butt off. =p

I found a new "toy" btw, it's a puppy at the workshop next to my college.
It's so cute and fluffy and best of all! It doesn't bark. =p
I never heard her barking even once ok.. damn cute lo.. =D

Plus, she only goes to girls. *i really don't think she's lesbian tho*
There was once a girl with miniskirt passed by and little puppy just followed the girl all the way till the owner chased her back. =p
hahah.. how cute is that?

Plus it likes to go round and round at your ankle there and lick your feet and wrap herself around your heel there.
CUTE!!!
haha..

here's a few pictures of us *I actually meant Dom and Liyana you know. heheh* torturing the puppy. =p


Cute eh? Half a year. with no name. I wana call her furball because she look like a furball to me. =p
but Kazaf calls her "sui lui bao" which means stupid girl in cantonese



Dom given her a massage. =D

Dom making out with the puppy?


They stare deeply into each other's eye.. aww..


Puppy!
WOOF WOOF?

24 November 2008

Oh no.

Ok, I have to say now I have NO time fo the feature*refer to previous post* at all.
=(

Ok, this is what I need to do.

- Corp Comm project this sunday!
- Media ethics report next week!
- 4 Exams!
- and a magazine!

owh shit!

ok i shall do my work now.
I dono where to start but i will do it.
I hope.

Shing stop playing bubble town!

So, helping me or not?

Alright, I give up trying to put up that super long post I said.
Stupid blogspot. =(
Grr.

The mum refuses to invest some money on me so I can go learn and improve my english, so I guess I'll just have to do it myself la..
So, I shall write a feature every week by Sunday and I will post it up. *but probly will need to be slightly later this week as this is also another pack week fo me, hehe*

Well, I can't improve without you people helping me right?
So I wana know if I really do that will you all leave your comment and tell me about what you think?

=)

I mean, I can only improve if YOU help me out, rite?
=)

Well, let me know if I'm going have your help. =D

Thanks peeps. =)

23 November 2008

testing

Hello?
Testing one two three?

Can't seem to post my extremely long post up.
Bad blogspot. Bad bad blogspot!

19 November 2008

Shingster got a plastic surgery!

I'm sure you all heard the rumour..
that Shingster the hamsterface got a plastic surgery!
Some of you might wonder, if its true?
is it true that Shingster actually went for a plastic surgery?

yes, yes indeed!
Not only she went for a surgery, she had a successful one!
she used to be so UGLY! and now, she cant go out without having 10 guys chasing behind her!
Like OMFG! =p

So here is the picture. as proof.



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Can you sense? The ugliness?


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Now, are you ready, for the BIG surprise?
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JENG JENG JENG!

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Wah, Leng lui ar!
Dr. Owhsocoolthatijustfakeditup did a fabulous job, didn't he?
See the nose job, the eyes, and the lips.. U cannot tell she use to be Fugly rite?
Now she have the look of a ROCKSTAR!
=D




Hahah.. I know this post is super silly, just something for me to laugh at myself*and to perasan abit*. =)
and to release out that stress-ness. =D
u like it?
=D

16 November 2008

How to make money?

Money seems to mean alot to everyone *well,it is to me*, especially when the petrol price went up, the effect of money was even clearer.
Thank God it went down again, but we all know the importance of money now, don't we?

I started working at the age of 16 at Clarks *its a shoe shop if u dono*, just to earn money to buy my very first flip phone, well, a samsung flip phone.
I always wanted a flip phone so my dad told me to work for it. and so i did.
I was working everyday from 10am to 10pm, just to earn that RM4.50/hour.
To save more money, I usually don't eat during my break time, but i read books or take a nap, or just walk around pyramid smelling other people's food and see if smelly them makes me feel full.
well it don't work ok, kids don't try tht ok.

so yea, after working like shit,I felt wealthy!
I have savings up to almost 3 thousand plus! like seriously.
When there's no customer I always like to take the calculator and start calculating.
one hour is 4.50, 1 day is 49.50, one month is how much, and so on..
So at the end of the day I had a solid three thousand *and something*! =)
I felt like a queen with all that money, like i can buy the world. *but actually only a phone la*

Then when i buy my phone, I bought a cheaper one, it was around RM800 i think when i bought my phone.
I felt sayang la, wana waste my hard earned money on an expensive phone.
yes its the black little phone you see now. its been 3 years! T___T
but i had to spend all my money for the stupid lousy prom "they" organised which i also helped out.
I swear if i could go back in time i would tell myself to stay out of their business.
Wow, its actually my 1st time after so long, feeling so angry just rmbring how stupid I am giving them my hard earned cash.
ish. #&#%&#@%&$%@$%%&%

Then I was broke again so must start working again.
I worked as a hostess in Dome, where my pay was a bit higher, like RM 5 per hour.
Again I don't eat during lunch break to save money and I have savings like almost one thousand when I finished working to go for NS.
and i spend them all *almost all* in National Service.
I swear if u open a shop near/ in a NS camp, you will earn like mad. Really!
I spended almost 1 thousand when I was there ok.

Then I came back and start college, I worked in G2000 for two weeks and decided to focus on my study.
so now I am jobless and broke.
plus my stupid eating habit that I have cravings for almost everything everyday.
I need more money.

Besides planning to starve myself again in college starting next week, I, Shing-the-super-broke-and-desperate-for-money found ANOTHER WAY!
Yes! ANOTHER WAY! *thanks Chloe*
Me being so nice and kind, I shall share this great way of earning money with all you bloggers/ my readers.
Since you all beared with my super long winded post. =)

This fantabulous way to earn money without even working
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YouthSay!

Yes! youthsay!
its like nuff nang where they put things on your side bar but NOT ADS!
it's like a badge u see. popping at the side there and also the thingy I have now under my nuff nang thingy.
I started yesterday. and I, Shingthesuperbrokenow, have RM1.75 already!
imagine after a few more weeks! =D
more money for me! *money! makes me salivate!*

Yes, you earn money by just leaving that thingy there and answering surveys on their sites. =)
so if , you wana earn money like Me, click on the thingy that is below my nuffnang things.
it's called "click.this.thingy."
or you can click here to go to the site.
Click on it, and sign yourself up!
and start making your very 1st buck. LOL
*i sound like some annoying salesman. haha*

but hey, don't wait no more! click on that thing there on the right.
You know you want to.
A free RM0.13 will be given to you everyday for the badge thingy. =D
damn cool.
and Sometimes RM1 for a 5 question survey. =D

Hey, free money wor. faster click la.
FASTER!
earn money!
I wont lie to you people la.
faster click on it!
=D

For those who click, thank you, and welcome into the world of earning money.
For u who haven't, click on it la.
We must always remember, that money don't grow on trees.
Suetli said something tht i really agreed on.
When u want to spend money on that something, think of your parent who worked so hard, sitting in the office whole day, travelling up and down, getting scolding by the bosses and clients.
Do u wana really wana spend their hard earned money on JUST a dress/heels/bag/phone? o.0
So start earning you own money la.
=)

Click HERE, in case you missed the link up there. =D


15 November 2008

Tag-ness, part DUA

alright. Since Yeewon asking me to do the tag tag thingy she tagged me, so there goes la. =D
*happy you won won?heee*


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1. How old are you?
sembilan tambah satu di depan

2. Are you single?
nope, triple! =p *opps*

3. At what age do you think you’ll get married?
when i'm 25! on the 14-4-2014! WEEE

4. Do you think you’ll be marrying the person you are with now?
Probably. Maybe. *ahhemm* *hint hint*

5. If not, who do you want to marry?
Some rich old man, so I can make him die! and get all the money!!! muahhahhaa

6. Do you want a garden/beach or a traditional wedding?
garden la, beach later cannot wear high heels already. later all cucuk in the sand. =(

7. Your ideal motive?
what it that? motive is wat?

8. Where do you plan to go on a honeymoon?
Pulau Langkawi only la. cheap cheap ma. then spend all the other money for shopping. better!

9. How many guests do you think you’ll invite?
444. =D

10. Do you want an extravagant wedding or a simple wedding?
the simple kind of extravagant wedding can ar? =p

11. Do you want the traditional vows or something you’d make up on your own?
chinese got vows wan meh? not kneel down drink tea wan meh? hehe

12. How many layers of cake do you want?
14!!! weee

13. Do you prefer having your reception at a hotel or a simple place?
Mesti hotel! mau 6 bintang punya!

14. When do you want to get married, morning or evening?
i want both! =D *just incase i marry 2 guys hor*

15. You’d rather have your reception outdoors or indoors?
indoors la, i don like umbrellas.*well, incase it rains, or its too hot or something*

16. Do you like a grand entrance for your bride/bridegroom?
grand entrance for me! ME! ME!

18. Name the song/tune you’d like to play at your wedding.
" I love u, u love me, we are happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to u, tell me that u love me too." =D

19. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Morning. i wakes up at 6 everyday. =(

20. Do you want a solemn ceremony or a light one?
sorry, dont understand. =p apa itu?

21. What age do you think you want to get married?
I SAID 25! DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?

22. Describe your ideal husband/wife.
Me la, im the best! muahahahah.. bestest wife you can ever get ah. come come buy! buy 1 free 1, buy 2 free 3... come come.. =p

23. Do you prefer fine dining or just the normal spoon & fork/knife?
i like the normal one, u know me. I'm like... so simple and plain. =p

24. Champagne or red wine?
Red wine thank you. *champagne for later* *wink*

25. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
right after, that will last months! =D

26. Money or household items?
money!

27. Who will pay for the bills?
not sure, but I know it wont be ME. =p

28. Are you ready for married life?
nola, i want to work la.

29. Do you think you will still be a virgin until you get married?
why not? =p

30. Will you always be true to your wife/husband?
yeap. *i think* =p

31. How many kids would you like to have?
two. 1 girl 1 boy. =D i want the boy to be called Zen, or Luccifer. =D

32. A new house for a newly wed or an old one?
New apartment satu! =D

33. Will you celebrate silver wedding, gold wedding or diamond wedding?
yea!

34. What kind of cuisine would you like for your wedding?
Indian! so we can use tangan and makan. hahaha

35. Will you record your honeymoon in a CD or DVD?
DVD la, CD is like.. so last year! LOL

36. Whose wedding plans would you like to know next?
Sherree the meowster *again*, Chloe Loo the pooiyee.. =p...
JC the bf...

14 November 2008

Tag-ness part 1

Dear yeewon,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper I'm sure you're open enough to understand . I'm returning how awful I felt to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break our friendship .

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Shingster

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There, I was tag by pek-chek the other day, and hey.. so FUN! hahahah...

okie.. i tag SHERREE the meowster, and Jc the cookie monster. =p and Kim-chan and SARAH the Poh (if you happen to read this) ...=D

RULEs:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.


-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B -
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

9 November 2008

Sometimes,

I just want someone that is there.

What is the use, if I can't rely on you?

7 November 2008

Teaser

shing, the Hamsap Ahpek.



Yes, that is me. =)
Why?
Thats why its call a teaser.
Wait for my newest post. soon. =p

3 November 2008

Anything you say, boss.

Maybe, Meng Yoe was right.
Everything in my blog is just emo-ness.
Guess my blog is just pathetic,
Just like my life.

Been trying so hard,
To cope, to blend in,
But I can’t. It’s just not me.
I can’t pretend that I don’t care when I do.
After all,
It’s my future I'm holding
in my hand.

Don’t I just wish?
That I can be like the rest?
Party and party and party,
Nothing else,
But party.

It must be my fault.
I know it is.
Everyone says so,
Then it must be my fault.

I don’t know flowery language,
To protect, or defend myself;
So helpless,
I felt that in myself.
Maybe they are right
I’m just so fucking weak.

Now I shall stay out of this.
And start laughing at myself,
Telling myself,
That I’m just too silly

Ha ha. Silly me

Every time
I tried to climb,
I fall;
Felt like forever,
To reach the peak
That I once dreamt to be.

It all becomes
A fantasy;
A silly dream
That
One will never reach
Or maybe
It's just me.

It a big mistake,
Yes! It is.
And it’s time to say:
“Ha-ha, silly me!”

It was always wrong,
To leave my gang,
Merging with
Another clan;
Should have just,
Follow the plan.

I told myself
Hey Shing,
Please,
Think!
What are you becoming?
A pathetic?
Or just
another fake?

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